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| Jerry Jones knows Profit |
Well, leave it up to the Dallas cowboys Owner Jerry Jones to take advantage of the constant media scrutiny aimed his way. If there's any way to make money from such detailed and sometimes humorous curiosity, Jerry will add to the huge bottom line of the Cowboys empire.
The surprising thing about Jerry's latest venture is that nobody saw it coming........except his son-in-law Shy Anderson. I'm not sure what the job description of Anderson is within the family run Empire, but has been seen publicly cleaning the glasses of Jerry Jones. It remains unclear whether advanced age has diminished Jerry's ability to multi-task or if he has simply grown extremely fond of personalized attention. Nevertheless, this care provided was caught on public video during the Cowboys first game of the season against the Giants this past Wednesday night.
Now it seems that this cleaning idea has been turned into a money maker by Jones. The catchy title of these multi-purpose cleaning towels? You guessed it! Jerry Wipes! Now, even the common Cowboys fan can experience the refreshing feeling of clear vision as well as have other non-desirable taints removed from the surface of cherished objects. The versatility of these items has been sorta mentioned, but details have been rather scarce in being provided. Imagination is clearly a part of the marketing scheme of this newest entry into the market of All Things Cowboys.
The lesson to emerge from this scenario? Please, don't ever underestimate Jerry's ability to make money. The man definitely knows how to turn a profit. Now, his managerial skills? Let's discuss that at a later time!
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